monkey’s out of the bottle.
— if i were to guess, i would say you like me.
— HOW DARE YOU? how could you say that when you are so obviously in love with me?!?
direct quote.
i’ve been hanging out with a boy a lot lately. he’s nice and considerate and doesn’t smell bad. we go driving through swamps and eat lots of sushi. he attempts to teach me karate and says when i punch him it hurts as much as two mosquito bites. idk. for the time being, i’ll just remain his not-girlfriend.
buffy—
Willow: What was that all about with the cutie patootie?
Buffy: I don’t know. Nothing serious, I think. Just random adorableness.
Xander: Oh, a technique I know well. Hit the girl with your best shot, then hasta.
Oz: Gotta respect the drive-by.
Xander: Low rejection, fond memories.
